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Post by chief on Nov 4, 2003 21:27:17 GMT -5
OH... ok. Have fun
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Post by Kaotix on Nov 4, 2003 21:29:19 GMT -5
Just one problem with that, Foxey. I'm much bigger than you...
*Grabs Wildfire and knocks the razor out of his paw.
A few minutes later...
Wildfire is chained to the wall and has a collar around his neck. Beside the bare fox is a dog house.*
Wildfire: Stinkin' size difference...
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Post by wildfire on Nov 4, 2003 21:36:12 GMT -5
*tries big puppy dog eyes* Then can I at least get a coat or something? It ain't like that vest of mine's gonna keep me warm...
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Post by chief on Nov 4, 2003 21:46:13 GMT -5
Can't you play nice?
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Post by Kaotix on Nov 5, 2003 23:55:13 GMT -5
I guess I could give you the coat I made out of your fur...
Wildfire: You made a coat out of MY fur?!
Yep. You want it or not?
Wildfire: Yes I want it! It's my fur! It will at least keep me warm until my coat grows back...
*Throws the fox the coat made out of Wildfire's own shaved fur. Wildfire quickly puts it on. Too bad Wildfire didn't realize until it was too late that the coat was laced with itching powder.*
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Post by chief on Nov 6, 2003 11:24:14 GMT -5
*Chief looking at wildfire running around screaming and scratching himself* Well..... throws a match at Wildfire causing his coat to light on fire
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Post by wildfire on Nov 6, 2003 20:28:11 GMT -5
HOLY SHIT!!! Wildfire jumps around and attempts to fling the burning coat off of himself. Unfortunately, being chained to a doghouse by Kaotix made this all too impossible. He was soon a twitching, writhing mass of charred flesh.
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Post by Kaotix on Nov 6, 2003 22:29:42 GMT -5
Cripes! *Gets the fire extinguisher and sprays down Wildfire to put out the flames.* I think we killed him...
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Post by chief on Nov 8, 2003 14:24:03 GMT -5
Uh.... Well it was'nt my fault. Its yours, you created this thread. Stupid Kaotix *Zaps kaotix with a taser*
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Post by Kaotix on Nov 8, 2003 16:05:39 GMT -5
*ZAP*
OW!
You were the one that set him on fire, you moron! The thread said 'Torment' Wildfire! Not kill him!
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Post by chief on Nov 8, 2003 16:25:54 GMT -5
I did'nt think he would burn that fast.... But come to think of it that was pretty funny.. HAHAHAHAHA *walks off with his taser*
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Post by wildfire on Nov 8, 2003 17:20:31 GMT -5
Wildfire's lifeless corpse twitches for a few seconds.
Kaotix: "Dude, i'm totally fucked. Cheif, you gotta do something dude. You're the ass that set him on fire."
Cheif: "That's on you, you made the topic. I think Jim's gonna be pissed."
Kaotix: "Shit..."
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Post by chief on Nov 8, 2003 17:29:13 GMT -5
Chief: Yeah... Its not my problem.... Although I wonder if he made a will.... Kaotix: This is not the time to think about what he left us!! Chief: Why not?
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Post by Dominic Hyde on Nov 8, 2003 17:33:26 GMT -5
Dominic: Alright, stand back you bunch of worthless pussies. I doubt you'd even be able to breathe without adult supervision, trust me this situation requires the Dominic touch. (Takes a deep breath) Jesus, here I go. (With that Dominic plants his mouth other Wildfire's and proceeds to give him the kiss of life, however due to his current extreme lack of action Dominic gets somewhat carried away and even though he's not gay he slides his tongue into Wildfire's dead mouth. It is this action though that finally brings Wildfire back from the dead and after biting Dominic's tongue to force him off him he calls out in panic. Wildfire: HELP! RAPE, RAPE!
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Post by chief on Nov 8, 2003 17:39:21 GMT -5
Chief: My god he's alive again!! Kaotix: Yeah, we arent in crap anymore Chief: But I wanted to get his sword.... *Chief kicks Wildfire in the head and covers him in gas* Dominic: Uh.... Try not to kill him again.. Kaotix: Yeah.... Jim will kill us *Chief drops a match on Wildfire sending him back into flames, then throwing the match pack at Kaotix to make it look like he did it* Chief: Kaotix, I'm ashamed
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