Post by Kaotix on Nov 1, 2004 22:52:00 GMT -5
It was a peaceful day in Centerpoint Village. One of the few thanks to the constant worries of the Swatbots from Centropolis discovering their tiny village. Ed the wolf took a leisurely stroll through the village center enjoying the cool morning air. He was passing by his hut when he heard a strange sound coming from inside. He pressed his ear to the door to see what it was. It sounded like someone was in his hut.
"You think it will fit, Kaige?" Came the sweet voice of his darling, Carmen.
"Don't worry. I'll make it fit," Kaige said in a low voice. "Are you sure Ed will be gone for a while longer?"
"Yeah. He won't be back for another hour. He likes to take long morning walks."
Ed blinked for a few moments. What were they doing in there?
"I don't know. It seems like it would be too big to fit there."
Ed could hear Kaige chuckle and say, "Well, we could always grease it up really good. That should make it slide in much easier."
"Now, Kaige, you know that would take forever to get that stuff out of my fur."
I-I don't believe it... She wouldn't! Ed thought as he listened horrified at the words and noises coming through the door.
"How about putting it in the back way?" Kaige asked.
"Yeah, right. Dream on, dragon," Carmen retorted sarcastically.
"Just a thought. Wait, I think I got it." Kaige grunted a few times.
"Ooh. That almost did it!" Carmen squealed excitingly. "Don't stop!"
She actually did... Ed slumped down the door heartbroken.
"Almost there, Carmen." Kaige made some more grunting noises.
"Careful. Wouldn't want you to pull something, Kaige," Carmen teased.
"Heh. You should be more worried about yourself. Wouldn't want to accidently crush ya."
Tears fell from Ed's face as he stood up. He was going to give those two a piece of his mind and tell Carmen she can just forget about whatever relationship they had. His paw fell on the door handle.
Carmen cooed loudly. "Ooooh, Kaige! That's it! Thank you ever so much!"
"See. I told you it would fit with no problem. Though it will be interesting to see how we get it back out of there again."
Ed in a furious rage threw open the door to his hut. "Now what do you think you two are doing?!" He screamed at the koala and the dragon. The two of them just stared at him for a few moments confused. They had never seen Ed this angry before.
Startled, Carmen spoke first, "O-oh, Ed! Yo-you're back early."
"You didn't answer my question! What were you two doing?! I could hear you grunting and moaning!"
Kaige stepped to the side where a new workbench had been shoved into a corner. "We were putting a new workbench in your hut because the old one had started falling apart. Carmen and I worked for weeks getting it ready. We were having trouble getting into place," The dragon said to hopefully calm Ed down.
Ed looked at the new bench. The old one had been pulled out and this one just put in. On the top of it was a bow and a large card that said, "Happy Birthday, Ed!" on it.
Ed looked at Carmen, then at Kaige, and finally back to Carmen. The next thing the two of them knew, Ed's eyes rolled into the back of his head and he passed out.
"I guess this means the party will be cancelled," Kaige said as he stooped over Ed to make sure he was okay.
Hope you enjoyed. Especially you, John. >:-D
"You think it will fit, Kaige?" Came the sweet voice of his darling, Carmen.
"Don't worry. I'll make it fit," Kaige said in a low voice. "Are you sure Ed will be gone for a while longer?"
"Yeah. He won't be back for another hour. He likes to take long morning walks."
Ed blinked for a few moments. What were they doing in there?
"I don't know. It seems like it would be too big to fit there."
Ed could hear Kaige chuckle and say, "Well, we could always grease it up really good. That should make it slide in much easier."
"Now, Kaige, you know that would take forever to get that stuff out of my fur."
I-I don't believe it... She wouldn't! Ed thought as he listened horrified at the words and noises coming through the door.
"How about putting it in the back way?" Kaige asked.
"Yeah, right. Dream on, dragon," Carmen retorted sarcastically.
"Just a thought. Wait, I think I got it." Kaige grunted a few times.
"Ooh. That almost did it!" Carmen squealed excitingly. "Don't stop!"
She actually did... Ed slumped down the door heartbroken.
"Almost there, Carmen." Kaige made some more grunting noises.
"Careful. Wouldn't want you to pull something, Kaige," Carmen teased.
"Heh. You should be more worried about yourself. Wouldn't want to accidently crush ya."
Tears fell from Ed's face as he stood up. He was going to give those two a piece of his mind and tell Carmen she can just forget about whatever relationship they had. His paw fell on the door handle.
Carmen cooed loudly. "Ooooh, Kaige! That's it! Thank you ever so much!"
"See. I told you it would fit with no problem. Though it will be interesting to see how we get it back out of there again."
Ed in a furious rage threw open the door to his hut. "Now what do you think you two are doing?!" He screamed at the koala and the dragon. The two of them just stared at him for a few moments confused. They had never seen Ed this angry before.
Startled, Carmen spoke first, "O-oh, Ed! Yo-you're back early."
"You didn't answer my question! What were you two doing?! I could hear you grunting and moaning!"
Kaige stepped to the side where a new workbench had been shoved into a corner. "We were putting a new workbench in your hut because the old one had started falling apart. Carmen and I worked for weeks getting it ready. We were having trouble getting into place," The dragon said to hopefully calm Ed down.
Ed looked at the new bench. The old one had been pulled out and this one just put in. On the top of it was a bow and a large card that said, "Happy Birthday, Ed!" on it.
Ed looked at Carmen, then at Kaige, and finally back to Carmen. The next thing the two of them knew, Ed's eyes rolled into the back of his head and he passed out.
"I guess this means the party will be cancelled," Kaige said as he stooped over Ed to make sure he was okay.
Hope you enjoyed. Especially you, John. >:-D
Didnt before... Non the less... 
