Throw stuff at the next person.

[wildfire]

Wildfire continues on his way to retrieve his katana, when suddenly a highly explosive device lands near his feet. He picks it up, looks it over for a minute, and throws it into a nearby window. He then heads off toward the hospital for his weapon...

[chief]

Chief walks into a room in a appartment building when a bomb flys through the windo and lands infront of him, the explosive goes off blowing Chief into small pieces.

"Not again"
The real Chief walks into the room and takes of the mask of the fake Chief
"Seeing how Chiefs are so expencive I've just puttin a Chief mask on a Tristan. There is a wearhouse full of Tristans"
Chief picks up Tristans leg and throws it out the window

[Kaotix]

Oh man... I lost all my groceries... All that meat gone to waste... I guess I could eat some vegetables.

Nah...

*Our intrepid hero turned to go buy more groceries when out of no where a leg smacked him in the head causing him to loose his balance and knocking over a bench. The bench knocked over a bicycle which in turn bumped into a car which was only in nuetral. The car rolled and hit a light pole. The light pole fell on the next poster.*

[wildfire]

Wildfire is almost to the hospital when a lightpole falls mere feet away from where he stands. "What the hell?" He looks in the pole's direction, sees the car, the bench, the bike, and Kaotix... "Sweet Godess!!! Why do you torment me so!?" In his rage Wildfire picks up a rock and whips it in Kaotix's general direction...

[Kaotix]

*Thankfully, Wildfire couldn't hit the broad side of a barn if his life depended on it. The stone went wide and through a storefront window.

Out came a huge angry man.

Man: Who broke my window?!

*Points at Wildfire.*

He did. He also said that you were ugly and that he enjoyed your mom in bed last night.

Man: WHAT?! I'll skin him! *The man charges at Wildfire.*

[wildfire]

Wildfire's years of martial arts training worked in his favor as he deftly flipped the large man off of him and proceeded to kick his ass. During this time, one of the man's yellowed teeth flies away from his broken jaw...

[chief]

Chief walking down the strret seeing what the yelling was about gets hit by a touth in the side of his head
"What the hell...?!?!"
Chief then grabs a hockey stick and slap shots a puck at..

[Kat]

Kat is still trying to wake Jim up.

"Honey, you're not dead...someone threw that bullet...it bounced off your chest...get up, you idiot!"

Just as Jim opens his eyes, Kat gets hit in the back by a hockey puck.

"Hey, thanks! That needed to be popped! Been hurting for days!" she yells in the general direction of where it came from. She then realizes she has on only one shoe, so takes off her right shoe and lays it down. Then she throws a gigantic stuffed bat into the air.

[Kaotix]

*Catches the lifesize Rouge plushie.*

o.O=O.o

*Cough.* Um... I've got things to do...

*Runs home and locks himself in side his house with the Rouge plushie. The slamming of his door causes a slight vibration in the ground which causes a potted plant in the 7th story window of an apartment complex to rattle and fall of the ledge.*

[Jim Doe]

Hey, wow, I'm not dead?! Great! I-

*gets smashed back to the ground by a huge potted plant*

Avenge . . . me . . .

*manages to throw a twenty-sided die into the air before passing out*

[chief]

"What the...." Chief gets hit by the twenty-sided die and falls to the ground

"Thanks Tristan" The real Chief says as he walks out of a hockey store. "Hm...." Chief lights a sidewalk bench on fire and walks off

[Kat]

Kat is once again trying to wake up Jim. "You know, if this is gonna be my full time job, you should pay me for it!" she yells at his unconcious body. Tired, she sits down, not noticing that the bench is on fire. She jumps up, takes off her flaming jacket, and throws it in the air.

[John Roberts]

John sat hidding in the bushes for so long for it to happen. And after want seemed like hours, it finally did. She finally started to take her clothes off.
Though, it was only a jacket to start with, a jacket that caught on fire and was flung into the air. The jacket landed in the bushes behind Him. The flames started to spread. John took no notice, he just kept staring at Kat, waiting for next bit of clothing to recieve the same treatment.

'The pants. THE PANTS!' John silently wished.

It was at this moment that the fierce heat from the now out of control fire, John started to release what exactly was happening. Before he could be burnt, John quickly zipped his fly up and dived out of the bushes. He watched as the fire grew more intense and spread towards an American pub.

[Kat]

Hey now, I didn't say I was wearing anything other than a jacket.

Kat is now fully clothed, at the one club in town, which sucks royally by the way, when suddenly the wall is on fire. "What the hell? How could fire follow me?" she asked a man on the sidewalk who was wearing a sombrero and acting like a monkey. When he didn't answer, she grabs his hat and flings it across the street.

(I actually did see a guy of that description on the sidewalk today. For a small town, Harrison has more than its share of crazyfolk.)

[chief]

As Chief is walking down the side walk in a piss poor mood a sombrero lands on his head
"Wha... Oh cool a sombrero, these things rule"
Being somewhat happy for the moment chief runs off, but acedently push's a old man in a wheel chair down the big hill, somehow a smoker throws his but behind him which lands on the old man who quickly goes up in flames